Notley High School & Braintree Sixth Form - Braintree

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The school has gone down hill the past 8 years. Some of The teachers have no enthusiasm or care about the students.some Staff are very rude and careless. behavior in school is horrific. Also the school is a mess! There are chicken bones scattered all over the floor even inside in the hallways. Sandwages and sausages squished on the floor and bottles everywhere. It's like a zoo. Yesterday I went up the humanities stairs and there was a crisp packet on a step that was easily going to make someone end up in hospital with broken bones!
There are unnecessary rules that are inconstant and unfair on us students. There is a min 10 minute wait to go to the toilet that gives you a couple minutes to get to the canteen and eat something quickly. Overall the school is a mess.

It's Alex

i attend Notley High School. i find that the quality of the teachers ranges from nice and knowledgeable (40%) to cruel and incompetent (60%).

Now the food is a whole other level of cruel! i lost 2 brace brackets from a burnt chicken nugget and the burgers are raw! if you're vegetarian, tough luck because the school doesn't serve any vegetarian options!

True, the school does have some ups:
1. You can learn very useful (not) skills like how to do angle bisectors and trigonometry. (however my teacher refused to teach it to us before an exam!).
2. If you are a troll or other monster the school is a place for you as the toilets are dirty and dangerous for your health.
3. Some students get star student award and get free chocolate for things like being happy all the time.

However, don't send your children to this school as 60% of the teachers are demons who are sent to kill children and some of them have hair which is damaging to look at!

The school is more of a prison than a school and us students are ruled over by the infamous Daddy Conway who doesn't let us watch films at christmas and has banned happiness.
also he has also banned going to the toilet so we are forced to walk around in pain.

thank you for reading this

Hugh Nixon

After having spent time at the "Notley High School and or Braintree Sixthform", I have only one opinion. Forgive the elocution of my lexicon when I say that early 1970's architecture of this school is sickening. I found navigating the corridors to be a soul sucking experience. For one, the desk where far to sharp, and having accurately measured the corners, each side was 93 degrees. I found the floors to be too flat and dense. The walls where to vertical for my liking and I feel there should have been a slight artistic tilt to them. After spending any amount of time in this institution you'll see immediately that the ceiling are too thin and after reading anything printed on the schools paper you'll probably be blind, the paper is far to reflective and left me with a perforated retina. After spending more than 5 minutes outside you will see that the grass is slightly transparent while the school windows are slightly too opaque. I found that the melting point of the chairs was too low and after a few uses the chairs often melted. I found gravity in some areas of the school, especially the art corridor to be too low and students would often float away. The teachers where fine.

Wall De

The teachers should be refreshed. Some of the teachers are reaching their expiration date. [CENSORED] In opinion, is the worst teacher and I have her ?.
People always push you in the corridoors.

The food is terrible too, and omce the canteen served me raw chicken which secreted an unknown liquid. I think it is a risk to health, no wonder why the children don't focus.

Also there is a teacher who sweats and I copare him to an iceberg. I am scared that he will drip on me. In fact, I am so svared hat he will flood the school with his sweat.

Kieron Smith

Upped the canteen prices so you can't even get a Juiceburst with a cheese panini, also the paninis aren't cooked through properly so you end up with chunks of un-melted cheese or raw chicken depending on what you get. Also Mr Thompson is now gone and Olly Murs went to this school.

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Matt Duncan

The School’s got good teachers but the Food’s awful and the building’s outdated. Smells vaguely of Mayonnaise.

Taylor Humphries

Its ok i used to go there you get loads of homework though and in PE they make you run round this massive field 2 and jump over a ditch to